Monday, September 25, 2006

S.K., READ !!

Since tis blog is gettin so damn quiet lately..
So let's crap sumthing up..
Let's talk bout "la la"s..
SK n Seth hav a very strong sense of hatred towards "la la" but almost every chinese ed. person i noe is considered as "la la" 2 them (eg. ppl like me n tze yee)
N da odd thing is, they dun consider themselves as "la la" even though they used 2 b from chinese schs..

So, let's clarify things a little bit..
Afta i brief discussion wit my real "la la" frens (from wher i originally came from, MBS)..
we came wit a list which could determine da word "la la"..

"La la" Boys..
- Ur hair is definitely dyed wit either yellow or brown.. (Red n other "yeng" colours like dark blue or green will attract attentions from higher class "la la"s n as a result gettin bashed up)
- Ur fav. clothin colour is black n white
- U wear a ring on da middle finger
- U hav a necklace wit ur "triad" name on it a.k.a DogTag
- U tink Carrot cut type of pants r 4 gays
- Ur jeans r all "lah pa" style(da diameter of ur jeans below is way wider than on top) since u're a lower secondary stud
- U nvr buy jeans, u "make" them
- U tink sandals r way cooler than shoes..
- U tink da onli type of shoes tat is betta than sandals r from Converse which u find too expensive
- Ur clothes r mostly bought from Tropicana Life or Extreme
- U always window shop outside QuikSilver or Billabong cos u can't afford 2 go in
- U watch NBA but u dunno who is Tracy McGrady, u onli recognise his face on TV
- U watch NBA n da person u can pronounce his name properly is Yao Ming
- U're a Houston Rocket fan
- U nvr watch football until World Cup comes cos u nid "side income" from bookies
- U noe all da gambling rules n can surely ply "Chor Dai DI"
- U tink a job wit an income of 1.7k plus EPF is a way betta choice 2 go 4 rather than college
- U're a accounting stud but u dunno wtf is debit n credit..
- Ur ideal college is TARC cos u can stick 2 ur kind
- Ur ideal college is TARC cos u can get PTPTN loan from da government which will b more than da tuition fees wher ther'll b extra money 4 u 2 use(n moreover u got tis idea from da TARC representative 2 attract u 2 study ther)
- U r willin 2 suffer 4 months wit financial probs juz u can get da lastest cellular phone model
- Ur favorite hangout place is no doubt Sungai Wang n TimeSquare..
- Ur alternative hangout place is either Sogo or Sunway Pyramid
- U nvr like 2 go 2 MidValley or KLCC
- U definitely hav Friendster
- Ur Friendster acc has more than 300++ frens wher majority of them r "la la" girls which u dun even noe
- U desperately wan a gf at all cost juz 2 show off in front of ur frens
- Ur always buy sumthing 2 do wit Pigs as a present 4 ur gf
- U bring ur gf 2 a local CyberCafe n show her how 2 own on DotA
- U tink a romantic place 2 bring ur gf 2 dinner on Valentine's Day is KimGary
- U dunno how 2 ply pool or snooker or foosball but u're a pro at TimeCrisis2 n DayTona USA in da arcade
- U kenot pronounce clubbin properly n normally can't afford 2 do so
- U can or noe wat is break dancing..
- Ur a big fan of Jolin Tsai n S.H.E
- U hate Daniel Lee of Malaysian Idol
- U heard of www.lenglui.org
- Ur dream cars r Mazda RX-7, Nissan Skyline n da Mitsubishi EVO series
- U tink those mentioned above can defeat cars like Ferrari n Porshe
- U worship Takumi Fjiwara 4 no reason
- U tink AE-86 is a GODlike car
- Ur definition of drifting is shiftin da gears from gear 4 to gear 2 wen turnin in2 a corner wit ur left foot on da accelerator n it doesn't require da brake pedal 2 b step
- U tink European cars like BMW can nvr drift
- U tink Badawi is a more powerful figure than Saddam or Osama cos he's da chairman of NAM n OIC


"La la" Girls..
- U definitely hav long hair
- Ur fav. colour is a combination of black, pink n white
- U always wear a few big round marbel necklace
- U hav a few hundred different braceletts at ur disposal
- U seldom wear jeans cos u tink it's boyish
- U buy ur clothes from anywher as long as they're cheap
- U wan da lastest hand phone model by all means
- Ur fav. hangout place is Sungai Wang n TimeSquare
- Ur alternative hangout place is Sunway Pyramid
- U tink Sogo n Chow Kit is too dangerously 4 u
- Ur bf is surely a "la la"
- U visit Roxy once in a while wen u go out wit ur bf so he could buy sumthing 4 u ther
- U tink ur bf's cool wen he drives dangerously on da highway
- U like 2 giv probs 2 ur bf which u n ur frens tink it's a cool thing 2 do
- U cry 4 no reason 2 attract attention from boys of ur kind
- U post cute bubbly faces in front of da camera
- U can take pics of urself all day if u're alone wit a camera
- U're a cam whore but u dun admit it
- U surely hav friendster
- U use words like "Xiao Bao Bei", "Cutety XxX" n da likes in ur on9 names..
- U always state tat u're ugly n fat or stuffs like tat on Friendster
- Ur Friendster acc has more than 300++ frens which u dunno majority of them
- U're a business based stud n studies real hard (kononnya)
- U nvr work on holidays cos it's "hard" work
- U're a crazy fan of Edison
- Ur view on Jay Chou is juz OK..
- U voted 4 Daniel Lee on da last Malaysian Idol
- U used 2 b a fan of F4, now is either 183 Club or Rising Sun (Dong Fang Shen Qi)
- U pretend 2 b childish 2 again attract attention, eg. Mickey Mouse n PowerPuff Girls r ur fav. cartoon Characters but u can't even name da 3 names of the PowerPuff Girls
- U always try 2 act dumb in front of boys but actually U R dumb..
- U hate clubbin'
- U heard of www.lenglui.org
- U hav no idea wat's goin on around da world

18 Comments:

Blogger Jeng Shiun said...

wow.. nice 1 leh boss. ur defination of lala's!!! lolz.anyway im not lala.. haha.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Keat said...

wei boss~!

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A LALA?!?! T_T


" *-*+= `~"§"~`.K. =+*-* "

Imagine if my MSN nickname looked like this?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:36:00 PM  
Blogger Keat said...

btw, you shd send it to everyone and make it a chain mail!

maybe add a:
"If you don't send this to 25 ppl in 10 minutes, you will turn into a lala! lol."

roflmao.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:38:00 PM  
Blogger BearLim said...

I dun sound "la la" cos i'm not 1..
i'm a "bao yue".. higher class

Summore "la la"s respect ppl's mother 1.. dey dun "Kanina" ppl..

Dey juz scold "DIU" !!
^^

Friday, September 29, 2006 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger bëàns said...

ji liang!!u really cracked me up!!

thank god i dont think jay chou is just OK, he is like the GREATEST SINGER ON EARTH!

btw u should take club 183 off the list..they can really sing ok!!!! tze yee told me u like them too..ahahah..the "ai shang yi ge ren"!

oh oh did i mention i like gino from Kone?!!SOO LENG CHAI - u all so hav to watch the show "zhi ding zhi dian - top on the forbidden city"

Sunday, October 01, 2006 8:22:00 PM  
Blogger BearLim said...

Walaoeh.. I din say i like 183 oso..

Monday, October 02, 2006 9:59:00 AM  
Blogger Keat said...

club 183. wtf.

man.. i should pursue a career in chinese music or entertainment industry. it's so easy to earn $$$. those lala mui's esp. are going to run after me everywhere i go.

i should be uber easy for me since Daniel won Malaysian Idol and have so many female lala fans.

*on to chinese entertainment careers*

haha.

Monday, October 02, 2006 6:16:00 PM  
Blogger Seth Chong said...

LOL Superrbb post Jiliang, LOLL

Tuesday, October 03, 2006 8:22:00 PM  
Blogger bëàns said...

heyyy they are good okay.
watchout for gino frm Kone, he's HOTTT!!!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 4:24:00 PM  
Blogger Keat said...

.«-halõbëàn-». said...

heyyy they are good okay.
watchout for gino frm Kone, he's HOTTT!!!

?! what's kone?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 8:05:00 PM  
Blogger bëàns said...

K one - they are a group from the..Juniery or whatever company..the company that 5566,7 duo hua, club 183 are all part of!

Friday, October 06, 2006 3:21:00 AM  
Blogger BearLim said...

Since wen tis comment box became a taiwan boy band "la la" introduction guide ?!

haha

Saturday, October 07, 2006 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger nick said...

wow...should wirte webster definition of lala

Saturday, October 07, 2006 8:52:00 PM  
Blogger bëàns said...

hey K ONE ( ESPECIALLY GINO) IS NOT LA LA!!HE IS LENG CHAI!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006 7:27:00 PM  
Blogger Keat said...

leng chai and lala are two different things. the one who is leng chai and not lala would be me.

gino is a lala and not leng chai.

(unlike boss, i did not do my homework on this matter but i'm pretty darn sure of it)

K One's a lala band. A lala band is just a lala band. They make GOOD music. <3

Monday, October 09, 2006 1:51:00 AM  
Blogger Keat said...

Haha.

Monday, October 09, 2006 1:51:00 AM  
Blogger bëàns said...

LOUSY sk.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006 4:17:00 PM  
Blogger Keat said...

lousy?!?!?!

how can i be lousy? its impossible!

Saturday, October 14, 2006 2:45:00 PM  

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