The 5K Blog: July 2006

Hey.. It's Ghost Month oredi !!

In 1990’s there was an unknown scientist
who had claimed that he found a way of staying young
using traditional herbs.

He claimed that his wife looked 10 years younger
in a science conference after using the product for 2 months.

“Darling, I’m home.”

He opened the fridge and took a can of beer.
Then he poured it into a glass.

“Darling, Guess what.
I met someone big today.
He is interested on my product.”

“He will be coming tomorrow to meet you.
If we could get this contract, we’ll be rich!”

He sees his wife smile at him sweetly.
“Honey, lets go to bed.”

In the bedroom,

“Darling, the sky is so beautiful tonight.
Hmm… I think is time to…MUAHAHAHA ”

He sees his wife smile at him sweetly.

They had sex.

On the following morning,

“Darling, are you tired?
I’m sorry. I think you need to rest more now,

the big man will be coming this afternoon.
I’ll help you to dress up soon.”

But it turns out...

He had been keeping his wife in the fridge.

He failed in his research
and destroyed his wife face.

He couldnt accept the fact that he failed.
Then he slaughtered her.

MSN Dating & Personal Latest News

Color me loveable

By Barrie Dolnick

"Most of us have a favorite color. Maybe you’re drawn to sky blue because it makes your eyes stand out or you find forest green particularly comforting. Whatever the case, your preferred hue can reveal a lot about what makes you tick. And the same holds true for the people you date—you’d probably have a different impression of a date if he or she said, “My favorite color is yellow,” versus “My favorite color is black.” That’s because color speaks a powerful, silent language. And I can help you understand it. I’m a success coach and best-selling author of Simple Spells for Love and other books, and I’ve studied color theory. So, look up your favorite color below — and your date’s best-loved shade — and get some colorful insights that will benefit your romantic life.

Whose relationship history includes...

Whose faith is...

Red
What it represents: Ah, the color of passion, anger and high blood pressure. Red is a primal color. It represents primal urges, like lust (“I must have you now!”) and fury (you know the phrase, “seeing red,” right?). Yes, red is a commanding color: Think of how stop signs get you to halt in your tracks and how you stand back when a red fire engine goes whizzing by.

Understanding people who love it: They act —"

MSN Dating & Personals - Color me loveable

You see, I've got MSN as my home page, so it's like every day when you wake up, then pop up your browser, you'll see these kinda cool and entertaining news.

Well, you guessed it, this one happen to pop today and I figured you might be interested in reading, have fun eheh.

technorati tags:Color, Represents, Personality

Lindsay Lohan Too Hot

Lohan Heat Wave

"How hot is Lindsay Lohan? Too hot.

The actress was taken to a Los Angeles-area hospital by private car Tuesday from the set of her upcoming movie, "Georgia Rule," after she became "overheated and dehydrated," her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick confirmed..."

Lohan Heat Wave

Seth: Lol gotta post this up, sounds funny. Despite that, "Just My Luck" is kinda nice so if you haven't watch it, go to the cinema get a ticket pop some popcorns and watch -- worth the entertainment. ;-)

Anyways...another interesting news. Pamela Anderson is going to MARRY a rockstar, which is Bob from 'Kid Rock'. Better thing is, they're gonna marry NO FEWER than 4 times in a month. Kinda stupid...but hell, entertaining though. (Psst...Blonde)

Pam & Kid's Wedding Bonanza

by Gina Serpe
Jul 27, 2006, 8.25 AM PT

"Forget Baywatch, Pamela Anderson fans better get ready for wedding watch.

The erstwhile pinup has announced plans to tie the knot with on-again fiancé Kid Rock no fewer than four times, logging vow swaps in France, California, Michigan and Tennessee.

"I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," Anderson said Wednesday at a press conference for her gaming site, PamelaPoker.com. "We had to do Malibu, we've got to do Detroit, and we've got to do Nashville..."

Pam & Kid's Wedding Bonanza

technorati tags:Lindsay, Lohan, Heat, Pamela, Anderson, Bob, Wedding

Keane & Fatboy Slim Update

Under the Iron Sea
Keane

Reviewed by: John-Michael Bond [Thu, July 27, 2006 @ 6:47:17 PM]

"Upon first listen, Keane's Under the Iron Seais a hodgepodge of piano balladry that does little to move thelistener. Some may write this off as the dreaded 'sophomore slump' butupon further investigation it is apparent that the forces of subtletyare at work here making this into a really great album.

It is easy to hear some of the leftover melodies from the groups' previous effort Hopes and Fearson the track ‘Nothing in My Way’, lets face it, this group does have asignature sound of echoed pianos and sing along melodies, but don't letthat distract you from appreciating the beautiful soundscapes andhidden gems this record has to offer.

It is amazing how full this group sounds for only being a trio. The --"
Seth: lol, Keane is just nice to the ears and soul, seeing them going TOP in the music debut chart is kinda expected. You can read the full article at:

Mammoth Press

Fatboy Slim to light up Romanian beach party in early August - Bucharest Daily News

Ok, another update on Hwang's recommendations... The 43 years old DJ(Norman), still hot as ever will hold a concert on August 5th at a Romanian Beach, which sounds VERY cool -- especially when he goes on the big stage, the crowd will certainly have a "dance party" under -- which also means...

Lots of bikinis and bouncing balloons.

By the way, he's got MySpace too, you can see it at: http://www.MySpace.com/FatboySlim

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